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elf on the shelf official soundtrack

from i'll be out sick next week by Thrift Store Brassiere

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lyrics

i can't handle myself
i can't handle this elf
oh this elf on the shelf
makes me delve in myself

a christmas tradition
i'm not even christian
oh jesus is cool
but i don't go on missions

the world is my oyster
the universe my sea
but all i'm supposed to care about
is my state's universities

weighed down by their tomes
it strikes down to my bones
the pills slide down my gullet
i find my forever home

the kids aren't alright

the kids aren't alright
oh i don't want to fight you
i just want some grape juice
i'll sit on the couch with you
you'll take a break from being you

it sounds hard enough just being you

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from i'll be out sick next week, released February 3, 2016

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